How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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