your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
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