if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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