Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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