question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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