she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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