Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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