So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Floor bacon is actually really good
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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