You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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