Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
