Well douche your snatch and let's go!
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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