If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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