Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
What a dumb baby whore.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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