The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
why is half of my head shaved?
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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