I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
no you cant smoke seaweed
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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