I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
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