Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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