there was a trapeze. enough said
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
