Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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