I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
How's work?
Spinning.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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