Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
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