he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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