Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
