okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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