This dress was meant to end up on your floor
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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