You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize