I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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