I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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