Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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