I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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