they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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