i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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