new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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