Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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