I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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