And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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