I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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