2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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