I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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