youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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