can u get pink eye on your cock?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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