i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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