Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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