Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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