i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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