Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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