If i come over, it means nothing
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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