It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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