It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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