Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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