Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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