as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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