JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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