I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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