i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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