For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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