That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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